Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
be right there i have to get my cape
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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