did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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