why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just want nice things and good sex
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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