Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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