and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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