Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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