he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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