Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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