He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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