Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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