we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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