Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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