She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
just tell him i said nine months
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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