My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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