The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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