I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I intend to get homeless drunk
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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