What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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