I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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