You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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