i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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