I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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