i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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