If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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