So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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