So drunk its hurt
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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