But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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