To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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