Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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