how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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