Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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