We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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