She went from zero to smokin in five shots
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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