North Korea, Best Korea!
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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