i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
