Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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