Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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