she looked like the before picture.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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