I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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