YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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