If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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