The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Randomize
