I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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