So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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