awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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