I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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