belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
jump out the window naked night went bad
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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