You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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