38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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