He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
