Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
