And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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