i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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