So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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