I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My vagina is officially offended.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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