Have you finally orgasmed yet?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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